whatrturtles:

nerdyvocals:

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beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

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looklikewolf: “ irate-badfem-harpy: “ aliaitee: “ mboy-mlm: “ the-claire-bitch-project: “ thepunksink: “ the-big-phan-theory: “ doyounoelyourenemy: “ sidvintage: “ motherfuckin-pajamas: “ deadkennedysandattractivemen: “ A punk stops during a gay...

looklikewolf:

irate-badfem-harpy:

aliaitee:

mboy-mlm:

the-claire-bitch-project:

thepunksink:

the-big-phan-theory:

doyounoelyourenemy:

sidvintage:

motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

literally one of my favourite pictures ever

nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes

If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks

Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity

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THIS IS THE SAME DUDE

BITCH NO WAYYYY

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I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.

nintengu:

me on my way to get the covid vaccine so I can get a bigger dick and balls and tits and ass

plaguedaddy420:

idk-my-aesthetic:

thosch3i:

screamingay:

boxofpigeons:

ms-demeanor:

tmmyhug:

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

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these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3

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gotta love the halloween post showing up on my dash literally right before this one. and it is, in fact, mid july.

Happy Hershey Blog kills someone day

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foragecore:

foragecore:

honestly at this point they should just euthanize me

my tummy ache went away. post cancelled

cowboyorpheus:

me: looking up how to get permanent vampire teeth

google: why would you want sharper canines? humans no longer need them for survival

me:

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